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I like my eggs runny…LOL.  Hope you are having an awesome Monday!

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Just add an option to reenable spacebar heating…LOL

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Here is a collection of uplifting and heartwarming words of encouragement from the most sage voices in the tech startup world as you begin your own entrepreneurial journey.

  • Throwing yourself off a cliff and assembling an airplane on the way down. - Reif Hoffman
  • Being an entrepreneur is like eating glass and staring into the abyss of death. - Elon Musk
  • Running a start-up is like eating glass. You just start to like the taste of your own blood. - Sean Parker
  • Startups are hell. - Penelope Trunk
  • It’s like we’re married, but we’re not fucking. - Y Combinator founder via Paul Graham
  • I kept busy by thinking about how running that marathon was much like doing a startup. - Dan Martell
  • People say doing a startup is like a marathon. It’s actually a roadtrip at night with no headlights. You think you’re going to Toledo but you’re actually going to Miami and you might not have enough gas so you might need to buy gas from someone who might take you out if you aren’t driving well. - Ben Silbermann via Jason Shen
  • This is what running a startup is like…every day (cue video). - Jason Calacanis
  • Running a startup is like being punched in the face repeatedly. - Paul Graham
  • In my tiredness, my scars, and my strength I have noticed that launching and running a start-up is a lot like war. - Ryan Wood
  • Running a startup is like having all the bad guys from Die Hard attack you, but you’re way more scrawny than Bruce Willis. - Aaron Levie
Famous destinations and how to get there via classic rock tunes…

Famous destinations and how to get there via classic rock tunes…

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Truth in Commencement Speeches” via The New York Times

Truth indeed…

I used to think correlation implied causation…

People in tech and some Brooklyn hipsters know about crowdfunding, but it hasn’t been brought to the masses yet,” Zanker explains. “This is a very big idea — like eBay or online dating — and we’re just in the beginning stages.

Donald Trump Gets Into Crowdfunding” via CNNMoney

Kickstarter just turned four years old, has funded over 40,000 projects to the tune of $500 million dollars. Indiegogo is over five years old and has featured over 100,000 projects.  Yeah, I guess the masses have not heard or crowdfunding yet.  And could Donald Trump be anymore of a douchebag?

If I do not start getting more likes and reblogs of my music posts starting today, next week is going to be all Nickelback. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you…

“Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?” Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.

“I’m sorry sir,” he replied, “we can’t do that. You’ve reached your personal slice limit.”

“OK, that’s funny,” he remarked, “because of the soda thing … No come on. I’m not kidding. I haven’t eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni.”

“I’m sorry sir. We’re serious,” Benito insisted. “We’ve decided that eating more than one piece isn’t healthy for you, and so we’re forbidding you from doing it.”

Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant” via The Daily Currant

If only this were true…

Had to cut some corners to get the demo ready this soon…LOL

What I think of some of the “demos” by tech startups that I see during accelerator demo days (not that I was above such tactics myself).